Because if you can't beat them, join them!
Welcome to AI-Pocalypse Insurance, the only coverage designed for the inevitable future where machines do your job better, faster, and without asking for bathroom breaks. While you scramble to “reinvent yourself,” we make sure you’re at least financially stable enough to afford instant noodles.
Some of the careers we cover
Construction Worker
AI will build houses, for who? I don't know cuz no one will have a job.
Lawyer
With all of these deepfakes and AI generated content, who better to keep up with their regulations than AI!
Webdev
LOL, do I need to explain myself?
CEO
You thought you'd free yourself from being replaced too, didn't you?
"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency."
- Alan Turing
Get Insured Before They Outperform You!
(Which Is Probably Right Now)